Next Door Zombies - Page 37


Tue, Jul 24:


I called my lawyer back in Chicago and told him about the lawn situation. He started putting together a document for me to send to the city detailling how I couldn't leave the house, etc. But then my oldest son, Reggie, put on the hazmat suit and mowed the lawn.

OK, that was, arguably, better than my solution.


I just hope they don't discover the dead capybara. I'm sure they'll fine me for that, too.

Posted/Updated on March 2nd, 2019
Originally published on July 24th, 2018