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Wed, Jul 4:


Sucks that July 4th is a Wednesday this year. Eliza can't take a 3-day weekend and visit us.

Anyway: I was not aware that “The Running of the Werewolves” was a thing.

Apparently, every year on the 4th of July, all the Werewolves in America turn into wolves and ruin through the streets, all day long.

I know, the full moon was a few days ago. But that's just a myth. Werewolves can actually change at any time.

So anyway, some Werewolf somewhere got the bright idea that he and his friends should all get drunk, turn into wolves, and run through the town disrupting traffic all day long. That was last year, and it was only in Wilkes-Barre.

This year, however, all the Werewolves everywhere decided to do it. I saw a number of werewolf families: Two large werewolves with several smaller ones. I assume they were families. Running through the town wreaking havoc is a family persuit now, I guess. There were quite a number of Werewolves who were clearly drunk. None of the families, I hope. A bunch of them peed on our porch.

A lot of Zombies got bitten. Werewolves are lucky they're immune.

They must have been drunk to actually bite a Zombie willingly. From what I've read on the internet, Zombies taste terrible.

Posted/Updated on March 2nd, 2019
Originally published on July 4th, 2018