Next Door Zombies - Page 14


Mon, Apr 23:


OK, I've been doing some research. I thought that Wereworlves only ate raw meat. Turns out that's a myth. They actually eat the same things normal humans eat, even when they're in wolf form.

Some things are difficult to eat when you’re a wolf, because they don’t have any hands. Pizza, for example. But they still eat it. Sometimes they change back into a human just to eat, then change back to wolf. They actually have “wolf retreats”, where they all go out into the woods in wolf form, running around howling and stuff. Then they all turn into humans, eat very daintily, then go back to being wolves.

Zombies, on the other hand, will eat anything. They have no sense of taste or smell. It's a myth that they crave Human flesh. The reality is that they can eat rotting food... dogfood... dirt—it's all the same to them. If it's vaguely organic they'll eat it.


Trust me, do not do a search on what Zombies eat unless you have a strong stomach.


On a related note, our poor kitty, Mouse, is starting to rot away. Her fur is falling out and the kids don't enjoy petting her any more. I suggested taking her to the vet to be put down and nobody protested this time.

I'm actually kind of sad that they didn't.

I'll call tomorrow and see how soon we can bring her in.

Posted/Updated on March 2nd, 2019
Originally published on April 23rd, 2018