Next Door Zombies - Page 13


Sat, Apr 21:


Today, in an effort to make at least one friend in this neighborhood, I started chatting with the guy who owns the shop across the street. I managed to casually mention, without being obvious about it, that I hadn't seen many humans in town. He replied that as far as he knew my family and I were the only humans in the entire city.

I smiled and nodded, and said, “Oh, that’s very interesting.”


Then I went home and had a nervous breakdown.

Posted/Updated on March 2nd, 2019
Originally published on April 21st, 2018