I was looking up musicians the other night, ones who used to be famous but had now dropped off the world's radar.

I was surprised to find out that Stevie Nicks was now a real estate agent.

I was really surprised to find out that Jon Bon Jovi was now a schoolteacher.

I was really really surprised to find out that Elton John was standing in my yard watching me through my bedroom window.

Posted/Updated on January 30th, 2019

After writing this I decided to find out where these people actually are.

Writing tip: Write first, then do research.

Anyway, as it turns out, Stevie Nicks is still singing professionally. Jon Bon Jovi owns a football team, which truly did surprise me. And Elton John was last seen digging through my neighbor's garbage cans, so that one was actually pretty close.